Emby's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Left 4 Speed]

Pretty Overrated

Sorry, but I didn't like it. Everything was fine, but I didn't laugh at all. Not even a chuckle, or even a smile. Sorry, but the humor was terrible. Other than that, it wasn't that bad.

[Why (American)Anime Sucks]

Pretty awesome

This is one of those Flashes that can prove to be good, even if it looks like total crap. Voice acting was classic... I forget what it's called... Speak Aloud? Anyway, I loved it. It is true, anime kinda sucks, and I feel ashamed for liking it. It's super repetitive, over dramatic, and lotsa other crap. So I totally agree, and I liked it!

FazzleMan responds:

Its called Speakonia, but thanks.

[Bowja From His Cashle]

Meh

After watching this many times, it's sort of funny now. Ehh, well, only enough to make me smile. Audio, animation, and basically everything about this is very annoying, but obviously that was the point. Not much effort, but I don't really care. Overall, not bad.

[Take Me Out Tonight]

It was okay...

I didn't particularly like it... Well, the backgrounds looked really neat. The stick figure... not really. I didn't like the ending though. It just wasn't that funny for me. On the bright side, it wasn't too long, or too short.

[Clay Love]

Surprised it passed

But on to the review. First off, the frames are way too long. And the dialogue up top is annoying. It distracted me throughout the whole thing. There was no sound, or music also. And barely even a plot or point... Overall, not good.

HegdehogFerret responds:

Hello im really don't have any money atleast not on a credit card. And so it does the thing that i cant buy any video converter

[Lackedaisical]

Nice FBF Flash

It was pretty neat. But best of all, it was fun to watch, and lately Flashes I've been watching get me really bored and sleepy. Most of it was frame by frame, like you said. Hopefully you didn't use too much tweening; tweening is for lame people. So yeah, I liked it!

Rational-Delirium responds:

Yeah, flash cartoons around here have gotten a tad bit boring since the website redesign in late 2007. Sure they have better graphics, but it's the entertainment that really matters. And wait, are you accusing Wonchop of being lame?! Ah well :/

btw, there were two motion-tweens right at the end, they're somewhat noticeable.
Thanks for the review :)

[& So We Love Playstation]

Surprisingly, I kinda liked it

And I usually hate front page stuff. Sure, animation was ehh... and it didn't look so good, but clearly it was all about the song right? The song was pretty good, lots of good games... Jak & Daxter... Fatal Frame... Final Fantasy... Kingdom Hearts... Resident Evil... List goes on. Only complaint was your singing voice isn't that great... Anyhoo, it's a front page Flash I liked, and for that, you shall feel... honored...

[Madness Untold 2]

Meh, it was okay

But I personally don't like Madness Flashes. It was okay, but doesn't exactly stand out in the crowd. Sometimes in the beginning, random things moved around, that kinda bothered me. What I don't like about Madness Flashes is that there really is no camera... I mean, everything should be centered around the action, and see different angles and whatnot. Watching everything just sitting there is kind of boring for me, but whatever. I'd say it's average.

[Sprite TV 3!]

Let me keep this short

The animation is bad, how hard is it to move something around that you didn't make? It was way, WAY too long. Humor was non existent and unoriginal. The humor level was that of a five year old. After every scene I though about how ridiculously stupid it was. Overall, terrible, not funny at all, and more boring than school.

[Power Star 4]

Wow... just... wow.

I... gave it a chance. I wanted to see if maybe just ONE sprite movie would half way impress me. That'd be a... nope.

Sprite movies, sprite movies. Ugh... they're all the same. Horrible and badly scripted dialogue, terribly coordinated fight scenes, and minimal to non-existing plot. Well, at least there was a plot.

The fights were... meh. Same old. They, as always, went way, WAY off to deep end. It's MARIO. He doesn't beat the shit out of people. He just collects coins, jumps around, and saves Peach. Or something like that. Honestly though, just watching Mario fight like that made me laugh. You took it way too far and seriously. It was just too over dramatic for me. It was also a little too violent. And why was Mario ripping spines out of people?! This is Mario, not Mortal Kombat.

Again, this sprite movie had actually another thing majority of them don't have: voice acting, so I credit you for that. Unfortunately voice acting overall was just cheesy, especially for Luigi. A serious story such as this was just... the... end of the world style atmosphere just, was killed but it.

There may have been effort in this, but I consider effort when you make your own, original ideas. In sprite movies, most of the things aren't even your work, just sprites ''ripped'', or ''stolen''. This is what bothers me most about these.

Well, those are my two cents. Obviously people will rate this useless, because I gave it a bad score, but at least I stated reasons, and my opinions. Have a good day, kind sir.