Emby's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[badger ver.1]

Hehe

The song is catchy, cute, and just, lame! But in a good way. It's pretty funny also. I just don't like that eventually everything is outta sync.

[T H E__H I T]

A decent Flash with a GREAT moral

Well, 3D Flashes always look great. Or is it a Flash? I dunno. But it was pretty cool. That must suck to be the guy in the black. Animation was good, and it looked like a cutscene out of a PS2/XBOX game. A little too short, but I can see the MB's add up fast.

[Fox Buddy!]

Well, I guess it was cute...

It was sorta funny. Or at least at the end when they went horribly off topic, and the ransom stuff. The voices weren't great, but they were good, being not so good. One problem, the fox was a little hard to understand near the end, for me. Otherwise, not bad!

[a little animation <3]

A little too short...

But it was still good. I like the frame by frameness. I'm guessing that's your boyfriend you were drawing? Aww. Anyhoo, it was pretty neat!

[The school bus]

Actually kinda funny

It was pretty funny. The guy got pissed off cause he got stuck behind a bus. Don't we all? I like how the driver had such an old man creepy sounding voice... For a second Flash it's pretty good.

[Sonic VS Team Sonic part1]

Bad

If your new to Flash, my advice is to just stop making sprite movies. But anyway, it was bad. It was really boring, especially with the lack of music and sounds. The story, quite simply, was terrible. Reading the dialogue outside the club and during the fight was a choir. During that time I realized that watching this anymore just wasn't worth it. Especially inside the club. That hurt my eyes. So yeah, put more time into your Flashes, some music and sound, and more improtantly, no sprites.

[Super Mario bros Z ep.7 (old series)]

What a peice of overrated crap

I'm sorry, but this was just bad. It wasn't fun, it's wasn't funny, it was a snooze fest. First off, I see little to no originality here. Okay, Mario, Sonic and Bowser are getting Chaos Emeralds. Okay, uh great. You've ripped off Mario, Sonic, and Dragonball Z, and disgraced them all. And what I can't stand about sprite movies, is how boring and uninspired they truly are. You're stealing someone else's work, and just moving it around. Not impressed.

There never was, or never will be, something innovative or ground breaking in a sprite movie. Just the boring old horribly narrated fight scenes and dry humor. The humor in this was as dry as a desert. It was BAD. I've seen funnier things in crappy shows for children 10 and under. And that humor is just BAD. This is worse. This is one of many overrated and overhyped things on the internet. Just because we have someone who people love, anything he makes, no matter how bad, people will love. Why? Controlling people by the media I guess you can say. Make something crappy, put a big name on it, and it's a masterpiece. If me or someone not so well known, made this same exact thing, it would get blammed. Anyway, best of luck with your sprite movies, maybe one day you can set a higher, or should I say high bar for these atrocious pieces of unwatchable crap.

[Shamoozal NES Marathon 08]

Cool!

Oh man, I love the Nintendo! It looks and sounds really interesting. I'm gonna check it out!

[Laser collection]

Haha, great!

I haven't really seen all that many of these Laser, Shoop Da Whoop things, but I think their pretty funny. I mean, the scream was just so lame and cheesy! And it had SPIDER MAN in it! You, kind sir, are genius.